The Rescue Service got a phone call from a urologist at a Moscow hospital requesting a crew with special equipment. But who had to be rescued, and from what? It turned out to be a fifty year-old man with a metal nut on, um, a very sensitive part of his body. The nut was about 20 millimeters wide and 7 millimeters thick. It had been stuck there for over fifteen hours.
A man claimed to be walking home from the library, deep in thought, when he smashed his head into a road sign. He staggered a moment, grabbed the sign for support and promptly fell, with it, into the earth. Now it’s not that often that a large deep thinking fellow falls through a small hole while hugging a substantial road sign, and this posed a bit of a challenge for rescuers.
Here a hot-blooded Romeo wanted to surprise his new sweetheart. So he had a few drinks, climbed to the roof of her twelve-story apartment building and then jumped down onto her balcony.
In this glamorous high-rise apartment building, this fetching young minx was taking out the garbage when her finger got caught, and at that very moment, the steel lid of the garbage chute decided to slam itself shut.
Here a wannabe plumber had nearly completed the installation of a new toilet; but when the work was almost done, he somehow managed to get his hand stuck between the pipe and the wall. How he was able to lodge that mitt in such a narrow space is anybody’s guess. After some thought, the Rescue Squad decided to sacrifice the new, expensive toilet.
And now it’s time for “Paratroopers gone wild.” Paratrooper day’s a lot like fleet week wrapped into just one day. They play, they drink, they pass out. And thus ends our little piece about Paratrooper day.
So the girls decided to bring up a picnic feast on the attic landing of an apartment building. And if you know your Winnie the Pooh, you’ll know what happened next! These slim girls managed to eat and drink so much that they couldn’t squeeze back between the bars on their way down.
There are many different kinds of wagers, or bets out there, but naturally we’re only interested in the idiotic ones. Such as…This guy who’s bet his friends that he can drink ten liters of juice within five minutes.
There are a lot of stories about husbands unexpectedly coming home a bit early one day and finding a little surprise when they get there. This time, it’s exactly the opposite. It was the wife who came home a little earlier than usual one day. And when she got home, she found she couldn’t unlock the door, so she thought something had happened to her husband and called the Rescue Service.